TMI Tuesday: November 29, 2011

Hey, hey it’s TMI Tuesday again. Since last Tuesday there have been 21 new followers of this TMI Tuesday blog. Yaaay! The more the merrier. I encourage all newbies to read the “About” page; play along; and, grab a button to put on your website (see “Buttons” page).

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Fun(ny) Stuff I Heard

This week’s TMI Tuesday theme is a culmination of weird, funny, and odd questions I have heard over the last month. They were crazy enough so I though they’d be perfect for TMI Tuesday. 😀

Funny that I saw:

Someone has their priorities mixed up but clearly YOU don't because you're here playing TMI Tuesday. That's very important 😀

1. Finish this thought: Nerds make me ____ ? (idea from PocketRockettz)

2. If you were in a beauty pageant, which would be your ticket to the tiara? (heard on the Newlywed Game)
a. Talent
b. Interview
c. Swimsuit
d. Evening wear (i.e., gown, tuxedo)

3. On your body what is eye candy and what is an eyesore?

4. Your penis is starring in a gritty crime drama? Which part would it play?
a. Straight laced detective
b. Hooded criminal
c. Crooked cop

5. Would you rather? (as heard on the Graham Norton Show)
a. Eat dog food for every meal for a year or
b. Get shot in the knee

6. If you crapped yourself at work what would you do? (This was a poll taken at a blues bar…seriously)
a. Go commando
b. Do nothing
c. Turn ’em inside out
d. Wash in employee sink

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Happy TMI Tuesday!